Smoldering Starfish

What is Smoldering Starfish?

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

See anal, starfish, rectum, ass gasket

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