What is Smolfering?
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Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.
"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."
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A slang-term for giving yourself or giving someone a hand-job. Obviously only can be proformed to a guy.
Joe asked me to clean his dick..
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A very specific type of Sales Professional who employs over-the-top ass-kissing techniques in an awkward attempt to build artificial rap..