Smompers

What is Smompers?

the pads on the bottom of kittie's feet, with hair growing around them.

The kitty sat licking his smompers while he waited for the mouse.

See kitty, doggy, pad, feet, cushion

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Beer Dick

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Thirsty Bonzai

1. When you cut you cut the girls pubic hairs like a bonzai and water it with jizz My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai. See bonzai, thirst..

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