Smonk

What is Smonk?

Smonk is to be sminked and vice versa

1. I walked to the shop today and slipped on my Twll. I got smonked!

2. When we went to the Circus I met Sminky the Smonk.

3. After a night of romance I accidentally smonked my pants.

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Ossing

1. To be performing any activity which would be considered unfashionable or unrighteous in any context. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR A MISPRONUNC..

Sweaty Steve

1. When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina, and it is shiny and glistening with the woman's lubricant. Ah shit, I did not clean of..

Floppy Nuts

1. A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy. Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy ..

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