Smoob

What is Smoob?


1.

The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.

I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses

See smear, boob, smudge, oil, grease, makeup, sweat, breasts

2.

the act of smothering with boobs

When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.

See smother, boobs, breast, smenis, smalls

3.

A sweet delight to rival all others, including radio stations which bring on the shine.

The other day I saw Smoob Blooberg, the world's most famous hermit.


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