What is Smoob?
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The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.
I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses
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the act of smothering with boobs
When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.
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A sweet delight to rival all others, including radio stations which bring on the shine.
The other day I saw Smoob Blooberg, the world's most famous hermit.
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using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.
that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took..
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Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.
Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!
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