What is Smoob?
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The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.
I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses
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the act of smothering with boobs
When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.
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A sweet delight to rival all others, including radio stations which bring on the shine.
The other day I saw Smoob Blooberg, the world's most famous hermit.
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The ohgish word for Diet Coke, or in some cases, any kind of diet soda.
If you finish that drink, fill it back up with Fuck Fuck Shit.
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A fiendish game of networking involving many a sloot and trout.
"Do you want to have a pipe at my place tonight, Ian?"
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