What is Smoob?
1.
The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.
I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses
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2.
the act of smothering with boobs
When grandma hugs me, I dread being smoobed by her saggy Double E's.
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3.
A sweet delight to rival all others, including radio stations which bring on the shine.
The other day I saw Smoob Blooberg, the world's most famous hermit.
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I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.
Now THATS retardation for you.
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A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incompreh..