Smooch Hobber

What is Smooch Hobber?

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

See oral sex, blow, hide the sausage

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