Smooji

What is Smooji?

to be a complete bastard and have no self respect

Guy 1: What did you last night?

Guy 2: Your mother *cracks up*

Guy 1: Urgh you smooji

Guy 2: *sigh* i am, aren't i

See idiot, retard, twat, pathetic

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12-9ys

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