Smooooot Edit Meaning

1. Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus. That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now..

1. Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be th..

1. A girl who by all appearances, actions, tastes and adventures is your lover, yet is unable to commit to being your girlfriend at the mom..