What is Smooshy Surprise?
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This is a sexual act of insane and hilariously gross proportions. With permission, open your cheeks and place your asshole(otherwise known as anus) directly open on your partner's mouth. Whip out your erected penis and and start beating off. Your balls should be resting under her chin. With your asshole still firmly on her lips, take an enormous explosive dump right into her mouth. Dont let her swallow it, but dont let her spit it out either. To add to sexual arousal, as you begin to take the shit, have the girl vigorously massage your shit-covered asshole with her tongue. Continue beating off and remain with your asshole on the girl's mouth. When you almost are ready to cum, turn around and remove your shitty asshole from her mouth. Before she can spit out the shitty mess, shove your throbbing cock into her mouth and finish off and cum directly into her mouth. This entire maneuver will take practice to complete correctly, but if you actually consider doing this, than you're too much of a weirdo to care about that.
"So Rob, how's your sex life?" Ahh Dilcho it's baller. I just gave that bitch a smooshy surprise." "Word?" "Chea Son."
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