What is Smoot?
1.
A midwestern American term describing a tight and usually clean shaven vagina. It the widely considered to be the highest quality of vagina, and is rarely found on any females with the exception of young college girls from the suburbs
I went to Purdue for the weekend and found some serious smoot, damn that was good smoot. smooty smooty smoot smoot. mm mm.
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A unit of distance first used for measuring the Harvard Bridge. It is named after an MIT fraternity pledge at Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity, Oliver R. Smoot (class of 1962), who in October, 1958 was rolled head over heels by his fraternity brothers to measure the length of the bridge. The smoot is equal to his height: 5'7" (1.70 m).
Harvard Bridge is 364.4 Smoots and one
ear.
3.
79% of the earth is covered by water
the rest is covered by smoot
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4.
v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.
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5.
A game like tag.
The rules are:
1. Any number of people can play
2. The game can be played either every day or hour.
3. To smoot is to touch other person and say "smoot"
4. Once smooted you are not out of the game
but you cannot smoot a person who has smooted you
until the next day or hour.
5. The game goes on forever and never ends.
6. In case of a tie both players must wait 5 min before they can
smoot each other again.
Guy 1: hey man high five!
(hands make contact)
Guy 1: smoot!
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6.
semen, cum that is created while on a boat
named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
I hit the bitch in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay
Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
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7.
n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.
When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot
Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.
2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!
3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?
4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
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