What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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when a womans vaginal lips are massive and hanging down all floppy. Like a ham, hanging
Person 1: so howd it go wiv dat lass last nite?..
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how one feels when (forcefully) attending college locally.
the act of living at home with parentals during college years.
dude, alex t..
