What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
Random Words:
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An Internet acronym meaning "Oh My God It's A Flying Douchebag Coming Your Way!"
OMGIAFDCYW! Watch out!..
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A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.
I'd like some pancakes, a hash br..
