What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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When security or police forces use their drug sniffing dogs on your body or property.
Yo, I just got drug-dogged in the hall, man, they..
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Richard Dawson, Noun:
1.) Host of Family Feud from 1976-1985, he was famous for groping the contestants, cracking witty and sometimes c..
