What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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Someone who has not grown up with the current technology.
"I wasn't born here; I travelled to these shores of technology. I&a..
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Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for.
Person that doesnt deserve one -- My ..
