What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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crude and gross and completely inappropriate male; usually an authoratative figure
My raunchy mcsmutbag boss excepts a burger and blow ..
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To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.
Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving b..
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A sport in which no one cares what the score is they just want to watch the babes jiggle!
wimbeldon, more like quimbeldon with babes li..
