What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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A politically incorrect term for white people.
You see all those clear people bungee jumping?
See clear, people, white, llama, boy..
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Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Exampl..
