What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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An attempted online religion from the 1990s, it never got the desired saturation into mainstream, because the founder (i.e. A. J. Allegr..
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When someone gets an instant message while firing off some knuckle children at the privacy of their home computer.
After an unsuccessfu..
