What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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1. A phrase said to those displaying overly crazy and/or drunken-like behavior in public, much like that seen in Las Vegas.
2. Can als..
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a tittiecharacterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions
Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.
See flapjack..
