What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush.&..
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When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you&apo..
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The word referring to sexual experiences with men in the back of XLR8's.
Damn! My first aridactyle last night was fucking epic...
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