What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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someone who is incredibly awesome, defeats all other teams at vex competitions and is friends with many other awesome people.
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An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just..
