What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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Owner of the New York Yankees. Notriously known for over-paying aging players in a an effort to buy championships.
"The yankees j..
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Word used by tearful furries to describe the "persecution" carried out against them which usually consists of normal non-fucke..
