What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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the frontman for Motorhead a brilliant lyricist. Was in the band Hawkwind until fired on a gig in canada then started motorhead with fas..
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The name says it all. A very upstanding compassionate conservative who loves all humans. Can't you tell by the name?
I is FUCK OFF..
