What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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One of each versions
Being au fait with both versions is beneficial.
See one, each..
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Occurs mostly in interstate driving, when vehicles line up next to each other in parallel lanes, and then go the exact same speed, usual..
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a stupied ho that likes to brake things and gets hit by a rat.
brake everything you ginnie rat
refiring to someone that's of i..