What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she could..
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A ball that came from a ass.
Oh my god! You have a bouledecul in your ass!
See boule, ass, cul, de, sex..
