What is Smooth As Eggs?
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When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
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v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and..
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The greatest love making ever. Best relationship anyone will ever see. No one could ever be in this much love! Plus they will get marrie..
