Smooth Booties Edit Meaning

1. Someone who jocks off of other people. A young'n who be jocking. Stop copying my words, Young Jocker! See young, jocker..

1. A set of breasts (or occasionally one breast) on a woman that are distasteful or awful in quality - be it in shape, size, color, or text..

1. The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers. Jim's phone butt..