What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
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When you pick at your toe nails when they are long enough to get a peice that looks like a quarter moon.
While I was on the computer, I..
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Someone that is <i>very</i> cool or in style; fly.
"Blow my mind/Your royal flyness/I digyour bangs" -Bangs, They..
