Smooth Criminal

What is Smooth Criminal?

1.

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

See secret

2.

A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.

Also known as a hanger.

Hey AJ is Annie okay?

No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.

Shit, thanks man.

100

Random Words:

Sasqwatch

1. a creature known in myth as a large hairy hominiod. there are claims of sightings across the globe, though no conclusive proof is eviden..

Endurovision

1. A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's ..

Lo Mein

1. Slur refers to any woman of Asian descent (not limited to Chinese as you would assume), since average non-cultured people can't tel..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free