What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
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The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.
When the book o..
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One who can type faster then they can talk at work.. and avoid getting caught.
Man... I can't keep up with this broad I met online..
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the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard
i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night
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the marks on your f..
