What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
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To get everything included. To get all the bells and whistles.
The Combonation.
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To be owned in the ass twice as hard as regular ownage. To be Owen Wilsoned is an honor.
Did you see that guy get murked for an Owen Wi..
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The hottest porn star with glasses.
In porn movies, Eva Angelina is known for her cute face and glasses.
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