What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
Random Words:
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a guy with a small dick
"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"
See lauren..
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An action taken after spotting a live dowdell in the wild.
I feel better after unloading an MP5 clip into that dowdell..
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An exclamation of sheer joy and excitement.
Flussatizios - yes indeed! I just found a benjamin on the floor - no kidding! I feel like I..
