What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
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Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits
Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)
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This move is accomplished when two girls, on their period, are in doggy-style position with their arse holes together so as to create an..
