What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
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Someone who possesses more money than at least any ten people would know what to do with. Wealth matching, if not surpassing, that of t..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
