What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
Random Words:
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Any individual who demonstrates an unusual interest for fecal matter in all forms.
Fuck, Jason is sick, that dude is turd hardy!..
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Baldragon Academy (aka Balshaggin...not the smartest nickname anyone's ever made...) is the second worst school in Dundee.
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