What is Smooth Criminal?
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When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!
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A booger that obviously protrudes from the nose, so that everyone can see it.
Also known as a
Hey AJ is Annie okay?
No man, you've been hit by a huge smooth criminal.
Shit, thanks man.
Random Words:
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unlike a Player Hater, Hater Player is one who acts in such a way as to give the impression of disapproval, while not genuinely caring.
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A place one goes to fap.
Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.
See fapping, jerking off, whacking off,..
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a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..
