What is Smooth?
1.
Completing a task with such grace and fluidity that the onlooker will lose appreciation for how difficult a task it really was.
Dude, the painter did a smooth job on the back door.
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2.
a) Used when someone does something of skill and makes it look easy.
b) Used in a sarcastic form for when someone has messed something up.
a) Man, that was smooth!
b) Oh yeah, Smooth move man!
3.
The state of extreme smoothness. Smooth behavior in an individual is usually demonstrated by:
- fluidic movements that may lead you to believe this person has no bones or nervous system
- the complete lack of bodily hair that allows them to avoid wind resistance and retain their cool
- the strict avoidance of any sudden outburst in emotion or reaction to situations that would normally elicit unsmooth behavior
- a self-acknowledgement that they are smoother than every one around them
Note: achieving such a level of smoothness is normally obtained through a process called “smoothing up”.
1) "Hey man, you see that Ray Allen jumpshot?
"Yeah, that was smooth"
2) "Dude, where is Ray Allen, he's been on the bench for like fifteen minutes!"
"Don't worry.. he's just smoothing up."
3) Police Officer: "Sorry Mr Allen, I'm going to have to give you a ticket, you were speeding"
Ray Allen: "That's cool"
Police Officer: "Man you're so smooth"
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4.
(excl.) deft, masterful
You wrote that? Smooth, guy.
5.
cool, awesome, amazing, wicked, etc.
wow this song is smooth
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6.
The shaved male body. The hairless chest. The removal of pubes.
1. Mary likes her men SMOOTH, not like the hairy apes that Susan sleeps with.
2. Smooth is the way to go; you can leave the bears in the forest.
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7.
Expression of pleasure to a given situation.
"I got you your favorite CD"
"Smooth."
