Smooth Jazz Edit Meaning

1.

The kind of music played on The Weather Channel

And now here's your local forcast. (Smooth Jazz plays in the background)

See jazz, soft, muzak, new age, 1069

2.

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

3.

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

See Chad

4.

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.

Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

5.

A metaphorical tub of musical shit.

I would rather swallow a jar of potassium cyanide, attend a Kenny G concert, play tag on the freeway, or stick my head in an open fire than listen to smooth jazz.

6.

A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".

Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"

Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."

Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?

Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."

Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"

See okay, ok, cool, kool, that's what i'm talking about

7.

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.

Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.

See smooth, jazz, real, music