Smooth Sailing

What is Smooth Sailing?


1.

masturbating with sand paper in hand

See smooth sailin' for a more extensive definition

smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing

See smooth, sailing, smoothe

2.

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

See relaxing

3.

adj.

The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

See fellatio, oral sex, sucking dick, dick


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