Smooth Suit

What is Smooth Suit?


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One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.

Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."

See johnny, tight ass, suit, snob


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