What is Smooth Suit?
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One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.
Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"
Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."
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Alternate phrase for "Mother Fucker", usually used as proper name.
"You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!&..
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A trance-like mental state of extreme gluttony.
Please remove that brie from my reach, I am in the yam tunnel...
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Two male suitors being " physically entertained" by two members of the opposite sex in the same room. Usually in seperate beds..
