Smoothed Edit Meaning

1. Fuck a girl so hard she can't talk anymore "That chick wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I had to fuck out her voicebox"..

1. An investment guru, an avid fan of Albanian folk rock. John did a good job investing my money....he is the Yackatollah of rock-n-rollah..

1. A small chunk of unidentifiable food, that, when tasted, is actually quite tasty. Yesterday, my brother tried to make me eat some dirt,..