Smoothering J Edit Meaning

1. A person who is a both a retard and a fuckwad at the same time "That guy is such a rewad" See retard, fuckwad, asshole, dips..

1. When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss. My squished hot dog at Bergholz's hous..

1. the marks on your face after falling asleep on your keyboard i got a bad case of qwertyitus at work last night 1. the marks on your f..