What is Smoothie?
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A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.
"I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!"
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A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.
As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.
Gordo (with utter obsequiousness): Lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to "The Juice is Loose," I should feel deeply honored.
Lizzie (with utmost solicitude): Forsooth, I should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and I should feel exceedingly edified to effect such.
Miranda: Awesome-- Smoothies! That'd really hit the spot right about now. We are OUTTIE!!!
Gordo: You shan't invite this vulgar, pidgin-speaking cretin to accompany us thereto?!!
Lizzie: But Miranda's been our friend, like, for forever!!
Gordo: And you certainly shan't defile yourself by engaging in her vulgar colloquialisms?
Miranda: Since when did Gordo become the WORLD'S BIGGEST JERK?!!
Gordo: Indeed!
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a girl who shaved her pussy!!
(sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!)
that girl was such a smoothie!!
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This is a Brazilian Wax job on a man. It is when the hair on the balls, taint, and even the asshole gets stripped off.
I got a smoothie and it was the most painful thing that I have ever done but well worth the reaction that I got from my girlfriend.
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person that shaves his or her pubic hair, for hygenic or sexual reasons.
That smoothie had the cuttest little bald pussy I ever saw.
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1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.
1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!
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A non-dirty sounding way to refer to
"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"
"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."
"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."
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