What is Smoothound?
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A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.
Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)
Random Words:
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"Gift" for your date to get her drunk to ensure a root. Usually cheap wine.
Took her out to the park with a cheap bottle o&ap..
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The tacovestite feeds on bushand fish, ... it has a terrible haircut and wears flannel and birkenstocks, listens to enya and hates sausa..
