Smooths Edit Meaning

1. a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through..

1. where ones ring piecefeels moist, sticky and uncomfortable. due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning. after going for a curry,the next..

1. Combination of freaking and retard. Used when children are in the car and a better word can't be substituted. That jerk in the Hum..