Smootie

What is Smootie?

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

See farts, toots, poots, underwear

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Knobchopper

1. a toilet seat that really annoyingly wont stay up when you are urinating, you can try to use on ehand to hold it but this can be messy, ..

Femmie

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