Smootie

What is Smootie?

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

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Crimping Off A Length Of Dirty Spine

1. Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate. - Where have you been, Mike? - I've just been crimping off a length of ..

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