Smootie

What is Smootie?

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

See farts, toots, poots, underwear

Dj Diddles

1. The female act of mastrbation imitating a turn-table scratch. Often sited when on the phone. Lauren was playing dj diddles while on th..

In The Trunk

1. Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK! What's my name again? ..

Twatshit

1. Anything on a twat(pussy) that should not be there. Go to the bathroom and clean that twatshit off. Then I'll fuck you. See clit..

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