Smootie

What is Smootie?

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

See farts, toots, poots, underwear

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Hide The Drugs

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Ee-tard

1. A combination an Idiot and a Retard. God, Chels, your such an ee-tard. See retard, idiot, ee-tard, itard, etard..

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