What is Smoove?
1.
cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.
That brother has a smoove ass shot.
Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!
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2.
Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.
Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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3.
a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)
My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".
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4.
smoothly move something or somebody.
"i'll help you smove from you room tomorrow" "marge, smoove your ass out of there!"
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5.
1. an extremely smooth, soft texture.
"His testicles were so soft and and smooth, they were smoove."
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6.
dat be smoove mothafucka