Smoove

What is Smoove?


1.

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.

That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!

See Jay

2.

Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.

Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

See awkward, embarrassing, smooth, tragic

3.

a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

See bat, crowbar, pan, iron

4.

smoothly move something or somebody.

"i'll help you smove from you room tomorrow" "marge, smoove your ass out of there!"

See smoove, move, smooth, moving

5.

1. an extremely smooth, soft texture.

"His testicles were so soft and and smooth, they were smoove."

See smoove, smove, smooth, smoothe

6.

dat be smoove mothafucka


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