What is Smooze?
1.
To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.
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2.
The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
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3.
Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.
As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.
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4.
have a friendy conversation
Lets smooze about the Mets after work.
5.
alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"
I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.
