What is Smop?
1.
verb, to suck one's one phallus
etymology: derived from the phrase "sucking my own penis," smopping describes the act of self-fellatio in males
person 1: What are you doing in there? Are you masturbating?
person 2: No, I'm smopping! Sucking my own penis.
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2.
Small matter of programming or Simple matter of programming -- your problem is not solved by existing software, but you should be able to write software to solve the problem yourself.
Sometimes used humorously to describe a hard problem that the speaker pretends is easy.
Q: How do I get my computer to respond to speech commands?
A: Pull the sound off the sound card via /dev/audio and the rest is a SMOP. :-)
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3.
meaning sweet mother of pearl
ohh smop, do i have to do everything by myself?!
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4.
combination of sweep and mop, it's an attempt to pick up all of the dirt on the floor with just the mop to skip the step of sweeping.
Manager:Are you going to clean the floor soon?
Employee:I'll make it quick and smop it up.
Manager:It better not look like crap!
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