Smorecack

What is Smorecack?

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A creature who lurks the woods of northern california. This foul beast has a thick grahm cracker hide, it's mostly made of marshmallow, and has warm melted chocolate for blood. This creature is held together by unknown demonic energies. When you see steaming chocolate and marshmallows on the ground, it's most likely smorecack droppings.This creature has a roar which can be heard at 12:35 am every tuesday on the highest peak in northern california.

"HOLY SHIT, STEVE, I JUST SAW THE LEGENDARY SMORECACK!!!"

"shut the fuck up, brian."

See smores, nigger, bigfoot, california, chocolate, marshmallow, black people
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