Smorfed

What is Smorfed?

the sensation a person gets when they not only get drunk, but also high as well

I guess i smoked too much weed and also drank too much last night because i woke up smorfed.

See high, drunk, sober, shit-faced, wasted

2am Bird

1. Last resort on a night out. Usually the overwight girls that are last on the dance floor. Also found in kebab shops & taxi ranks. R..

Pump & Dump

1. Dating someone until they give up some sex then breaking up the next day. Sally is home crying because Jeff did the old pump & dump..

Coptitude

1. Attitude the police take when asking questions. The attitude is surly, belligerent and done with skepticism. Cop: Are you telling me th..

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