Smorgasbroad Edit Meaning

1.

A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebagsand thus victims of the douchebaggeryof frat daddies.

For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hottiesshould be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.

(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)

First guy: "Dude, check out all the babeshere!"

Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."

First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guidois going in for the kill! That chickis going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"

Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."

See hotties, hottie, hott, babes, babe, fox, cougar, sexy, broad, chick, hourglass, figure, plethora, california, scandinavia, blondes, brunettes, redheads

2.

The collective noun for a collection of beautiful women.

Possibly Swedish.

Picture it.

You're at a music festival or on the beach or somewhere, and there's a million hot women and girls looking fine, hot and generally beatiful.

You, my friend, are witnessing a 'Smorgasbroad'.

See women, beauty, swedish, collective, crowd