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After a very heavy night out, you wake up round your friends and need greasy food to sort out your hangover, so it's time for a fry..
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A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.
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When you stick your ballsack in a chick's poopshoot -- your nuts keep tryin to pop back out, just like dogs in the tub.
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