What is Smorting?
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Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.
-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)
Or
-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
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a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue ..
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1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt
I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!
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a batch ..
