What is Smote?
1.
When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.
Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"
Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"
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2.
The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.
And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible
3.
Actually, this is a real word!
Smote is the past tense of thew word
Trogdor is going to smite the Kerrek!
Yay! Trogdor smote the Kerrek!
4.
"a buttrape from God" aka kneeing someone in the arse (ass)
I will smote you so hard.
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5.
to
"And then
Trogdor smote theKerrek , and all was laid toBurnination ."
6.
Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.
Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!
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7.
to cause pain or destruction. Or used as a generic thret, usuly meaning pain will be involed
Im gonna smote you.
or
I smote that good