What is Smother Handle?
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A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
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I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with
Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
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Beers that you buy in a bodega or gas station across the street from the hotel the next day to replace the beers you drank from the mini..
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A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.
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