What is Smother Handle?
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A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
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I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with
Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
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when you and your man are in bed and when you wake up he is gone and you are covered in seaweed sheetsand smell like dead fish from your..
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v. to make something too legit to quit.
I'm going to legitimify this turkey sandwich to make sure it's delicioussss.
I went..
