What is Smother Handle?
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A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
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I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with
Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
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A technique used by pissed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing ..
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A portly gentleman who has a head like Frankenstein and a big fat pot belly to match.
Usually seen wearing a dressing gown.
Good God...
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Sounds like "mother fucker". Another funny way of saying it.
Joe: Did you hear about Andrew? He totally slept with Jennie to ..
