What is Smother Handle?
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A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.
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I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with
Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
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Random Words:
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A less time consuming alternative to literal showering (with soap and water) in which you shower yourself entirely in body spray deodera..
