Smother Handle

What is Smother Handle?


1.

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.

I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?

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