What is Smotton?
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A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously
Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.
'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'
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A woman with delicious proportions; so hot she could melt a block of cheese
Joe!! Look at that hot cheese over there!
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A large pair of testicles.
T'will be difficult for the duke to see upon placement of my formidable testuncles over his eyes.
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