Sm3rts Edit Meaning

1. Rubbing your backside across your girlfriends face like a dog rubs its backside across the carpet. This is a Dirty Melson. Dirty Melson..

1. The four letters on the keyboard above asdf. asdf and qwer had lots of children, such as zxcv, tyui, and iop. And together we shall rul..

1. When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up. That's Barteked! See bartek, bar, tek, tech..