What is Smuck?
1.
A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.
"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.
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2.
It is a Hebrew Word for the Foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. So when a person that is educated or a Jew calls you a Smuck. He or She is calling you a useless piece of dick.
I.E. a Smuck would go see the 2008 movie "never back down" or do things in attempt to appear "bigger" or manly. But factually a Smuck is weak and lame poser. Not so different from a Bro or a Gangster/Wangster.
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3.
to kiss or "smuck" with lips
quimby liked to smuck cocoa on the lips.
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4.
A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.
Quit smucking, that's annoying.
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5.
a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!
Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck
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6.
to like something or someone
I really smuck that girl man
7.
When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.
"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"
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"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"
