Smuck

What is Smuck?


1.

A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.

"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.

See fuck

2.

It is a Hebrew Word for the Foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. So when a person that is educated or a Jew calls you a Smuck. He or She is calling you a useless piece of dick.

I.E. a Smuck would go see the 2008 movie "never back down" or do things in attempt to appear "bigger" or manly. But factually a Smuck is weak and lame poser. Not so different from a Bro or a Gangster/Wangster.

See dick, foreskin, bro, poser

3.

to kiss or "smuck" with lips

quimby liked to smuck cocoa on the lips.

See kiss, smucked, smk

4.

A loud popping sound made by pressing the lips together, creating suction, then separating the lips.

Quit smucking, that's annoying.

See smuck

5.

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

See Lisa

6.

to like something or someone

I really smuck that girl man

7.

When you hit your car and cause damage, but not enough damage to immobilize the vehicle. More than a 'bump' but less than a 'smash'. Typically used as a verb.

"ohhhh, I almost got smucked"

or

"Sorry honey, I smucked the car on the way home"


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