Smuckalopalus

What is Smuckalopalus?


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An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up

Cathleen: Hi

Me: Shut up you willy wonka blueberry eating smuckalopalus bitch

See cathleen, smuckie, fatass, retard


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