Smudge Baby

What is Smudge Baby?


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A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

See shit, sofa, cable, mess, couch


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