Smuf

What is Smuf?

1.

Super Mega Ugly Fuck.

"Did you talk to Sally today?"

"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."

See super, mega, ugly, fuck

2.

A character from the 80stelevision show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.

Smufs are weird.

3.

Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!

Me, Daniel aka Smuf

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