Smuff

What is Smuff?


1.

To set me up for failure.

Man, Chief really smuffed me again today. It's becoming a habit.

See mislead, failure, misguided, confuse, screwing

2.

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

See eat out, go down on, munch, suffocate, oral

3.

A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.

Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)

See muff, shaved, vagina, milk, tissue

4.

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

5.

A horrible/ mean person

Your such a smuff!

6.

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.

"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

See beaver, muff, smothered, lick, suffocation

7.

a cross between a glomp and a huggle

*smuffs* ^^

See Christine


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