What is Smuff?
1.
To set me up for failure.
Man, Chief really smuffed me again today. It's becoming a habit.
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2.
the act of being smuthered by a "muff"
you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long
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3.
A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.
Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)
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4.
Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.
"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"
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A horrible/ mean person
Your such a smuff!
6.
The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.
"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."
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7.
a cross between a glomp and a huggle
*smuffs* ^^
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