Smuffocate

What is Smuffocate?


1.

When some bitch wraps her legs around your head and totaly fuckin suffocates you (skinky muff adds to pain and disscomfort)

Woman 1: hi babe i have somthing for you

Man 1: yeahhh!!!!

woman 1: lay down baby

Man 1: YYEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Man1:WOT THE....uG..oh...Ug....STOP SMUFFOCATEING ME BITC....Ug.. OHHHHHHH....................

*man cums*

*end*

See cum, muff, omg, ug, oh

2.

Smuffocating-Smuffocation

A humorous sexual term to describe when a man is suffocating from having his face sat on for too long. Oral sex to the point of suffocation, usually when describing the act of 69with a larger woman.

"Damn bitch it's about time you got off my face, you were about to smuffocate my ass."

See 69, eat out, pussy, vagina, eating out

3.

To smother and suffocate at the same time. This word can be used when pretending to be a baby, or act cute, but is not intended for use in a serious situation, because it sounds silly, quite frankly. Can also be a person who killed someone by smothering/suffocating, and was in prison, comes from reprobate.

"And he nearly smuffocated me!"

"I was smuffocated last night"

"How do you smuffocate a person?"

"He was a smuffocate for 50 years"

See smuffocate, smothercate


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