What is Smug Married?
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Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
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Random Words:
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n. root cowchair: synonym of MILF. Used when you see a MILF and would like to tell your friends while MILF is in earshot.
Guy 1:"C..
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a girl who sucks dick tha best...in yo city and everybody knows and has had it
where my sister go
you mean that bobble head bitch
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