Smug Married

What is Smug Married?

1.

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.

*punch*

See Kung-Fu Jesus
37

Random Words:

Kritoris
1. A krust of female smegma located in the clitoral area. A gorgonzola cheese-like substance with a strong odor and crumbly texture, which ..
Read more
Lord Kagar
1. A fugly person that spends his time playing Soulja boyyy at old folk's homes, community centers and children's parties with th..
Read more
Homo Hat
1. A homo hat is an object that is placed on a homo's head. It usually says "homo hat" on it. when michigananders in a bar ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free