Smug Married

What is Smug Married?

1.

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.

*punch*

See Kung-Fu Jesus
37

Random Words:

Zakky
1. Zakky is a one of a kind name that only slovakian man whores are given. Yo, look at that Zakky. He's got alllll the slovakian wome..
Read more
Festering
1. The act of going to a third-world country and eating out the hookers. But only if she says "I love you". I love festering whe..
Read more
Kiggass!
1. A slang term for kicking ass, but with it's own specific definition: When something kicks too much ass to simply 'kick ass,&ap..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free