Smug Married

What is Smug Married?


1.

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.

*punch*

See Kung-Fu Jesus


37

Random Words:

1. Before you release the beast, occasionally you need to release the bogus. It makes you a better fighter. Release the Bogus! Crunch... D..
1. Someone who realizes they are gay, lesbian, bisexual, genderqueer, trans, or otherwise queer later in life or after making major life de..
1. To make an otherwise valuable object less aesthetically appealing in an attempt to keep it from getting stolen. Related to ghettofiedif ..