What is Smug Married?
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Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
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- n. - The act of magnifying the breastal area
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To talk incessantly for ones own personal pleasure.
Instead of work he's been yacking off all day.
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A woman's leg hair. Also the leg hair of an effeminate man.
Michael Jackson totally has some Quincadence going on.
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