Smug Married

What is Smug Married?

1.

Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.

You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.

*punch*

See Kung-Fu Jesus
37

Random Words:

Dezi'd
1. To tottaly act like you were gunna do something and lame out knowing all along you werent going to. Dude he tottaly dezi'd on us ..
Read more
Liberaced
1. Any person or vehicle that has sustained rear end damage. Honey, change lanes; that car has been Liberaced...
Read more
Feelin Right
1. the feeling you have while being fucked up on drugs and/or alcohol; being really high and/or drunk Man, i was feelin right after i smok..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free