What is Smug Married?
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Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
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What everyone is really referring to when they say " norcal". Includes places like San Francisco, Berkeley, and San Jose.
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See kicks my (fucking) face off.
"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"
See Sigmund Freud..
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What young Americans do when they get theur first car (aaaw, ain't that sweet).
This basically means that a piece of straight road..
