What is Smug Married?
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Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry.
You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch*
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A woman with tits as big as her head.
She looks like she as three heads because of her huge head-sized hooters.
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getting hit hard in the testicles
Jeremy was hob-knocked by a fly ball.
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