Smug Rug

What is Smug Rug?

A unkept and unclean female crotch. It looks like a forest and smells like it was washed with another dirty crotch.

I would tap Nicole's ass but she has one dirty smug rug.

See nicole, crotch, fur, vagina, stink, stank

Eyelash

1. hairs that are on ur eyelid my boy friend found one of my eyelashs on his blue-veined throbbing phython of love 2. Slang for urinate..

Asda Bag

1. Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

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