Smuggle My Cuban

What is Smuggle My Cuban?


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When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

See girlfriend, betty, smuggle, cuban, stiffy


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