Smuggling Plums

What is Smuggling Plums?

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

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