What is Smuggling Plums?
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Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."
Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -
"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
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one who has the apperance of a homosexual, but is actually straight, diragitory slang
here comes queen lookin, wait ... is that a purs..
