What is Smumf?
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when you can see the outline or characteristics of a penis through sweatpants, spandex, short shorts or other pants of the like; head and shaft must be distinct for a full smumf to be in effect.
"Did you see that kids smumf in math class? It was raging."
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(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.
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affectionate name for large..
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The act of not clipping your toe-nails for 6 weeks and jabbing it up someones ass.
That bitch gave me a Trolls Foot!
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A strong sexual urge brought on by the appearance of rainbows
When Timmy mysteriously got erections every time the lucky charms commerc..
