Smumf

What is Smumf?

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when you can see the outline or characteristics of a penis through sweatpants, spandex, short shorts or other pants of the like; head and shaft must be distinct for a full smumf to be in effect.

"Did you see that kids smumf in math class? It was raging."

See dick, sweatpants, raging, boner, shorts
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