What is Smunch?
1.
Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.
I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
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2.
To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.
Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.
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3.
A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
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4.
To force an object into a place it won't fit.
Hayden's bag of potato chips popped open as he tried to smunch them into his lunchbox.
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5.
Something both Sexy and Munch
something/someone really cool that you cant think of a single word on its own to describe the person or thing
guy 1'Dude that chick is like 'SEXY'
guy 2'No way she is MUNCH'
guy 3'Shut up guys, you both right but i say she is SMUNCH!'
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6.
a cross between a smother and a punch, generally forceful and quite painful.
Specially used on danikas.
Im gunna smunch her face into a wall!
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