Smur

What is Smur?

Smur is the anti-smurf, much like Christians have their anti-christ, Smur is the bane of all things Smurf.

Smur has arrived, the apocolypse is nigh!

Free Willy

1. To take a long-needed crap. Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade o..

Penissey

1. 1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey. I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop. See morrissey, penissey, poop, jack of..

Oh Martin

1. an expression used by overly obsessed Martin Johnson fans. It prevents these kids from saying OH SHIT! or any other profanity during sch..

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