What is Smurche?
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(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.
(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.
(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."
(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."
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