What is Smurche?
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(v.) when a male sharts on a females vaginal area after ejaculation during intercourse.
(adj.) a female with extremely disgusting facial features.
(v.) "Dude, i totally smurched on that hoe."
(adj.) "Nigguh, she aint no buttaface... she's a straight up smurche."
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when a male ostirich has intercourse with a feamle human. the resulting offspring is considered to be an ostirichboy. A very rare breed ..
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(n) When a penis becomes uncontrollable.
I had instant froogdum. That's how that old lady got pregnant...
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another word for dick/penis/schlong/ whatever you call it
My chawangwang, i mean penis, is so hard!
See dick, schlong, pussy, nasty..