Smurd

What is Smurd?


1.

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

See mongloid, fag, jew, tard, shysty

2.

The combination of smelly, and turd.

1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.

2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.

(door closes)....... SMURD!!!!!

See shit, bog, smelly, turd, dump

3.

Thee midginess load left in ones hair, after blowing a little person.

"Oh my god Becky, i wont ever date a midget again. It took me two hours to get that smurd out of my hair".

See smurd, midget, smurf, little guy


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